i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
