i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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