i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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