Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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