Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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