so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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