There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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