Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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