I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is it penis luge time yet?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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