i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
...so i touched it.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
