shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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