Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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