thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
handjob tips. give me some.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
