So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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