wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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