I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Even my vagina gasped.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
