Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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