My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
