He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Panties = found
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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