She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Will exercising make me less horny?
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