Don't you send me to vm
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
