I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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