He is such a slut. More and more my type.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Never underestimate the power of titties
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