woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
There's even glitter on my cock...
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