I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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