youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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