Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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