Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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