I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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