Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize