I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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