$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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