have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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