i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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