So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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