I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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