I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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