I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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