It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Your dad touched me again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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