Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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