everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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