I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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