her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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