Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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