We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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