I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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