You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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