Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
