THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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