you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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