i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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