i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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