Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
