How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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