Tell her she can't have a vagina
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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