Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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