Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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